This year's prestigious award for complete lack of effort in updating a personal blog goes to Glenda Goertzen.
"I'm sorry - my what?" Goertzen responded when contacted by the media.
Upon being presented with evidence of her blog's existence, Goertzen attributed her award-winning level of neglect to a combination of absent-mindedness and a chaotic lifestyle.
"But I'll get back to it!" she vowed. "There will be weekly updates loaded with self-promotion, pithy quotes, rants about the world's injustices, and keen observations on life’s peculiarities. Not this month, of course - I've got way too much going on - but soon!"
Recent attempts by the media to follow up on Goertzen's reckless promise have proven unsuccessful.